Amiga Plus Extra 1996 #3/AmigaPlus_CD-ROM-EXTRA_Nr.3.bin/aminet-spiele/role on/panicsociety/txtdata1/soccer

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Soccer and the Panic Society

    Soccer was a popular sport in the evil European countries
for many years. This sport has resulted in international
competition. There are elaborate tournaments and media coverage
of those events. It became the sport of the masses.

    It is a game in which the goal is to move a ball into a goal
net. It is played over a large field with the use of two teams.
The ball is moved by use of the players feet or even his head.
The hands are not used. A goalie is used at each net in an effort
to prevent a team from scoring.

    It is an easy game to learn. It doesn't require a lot of
expensive equipment. It was suppose to teach the value of
teamwork as it took teamwork for players to score a goal.

    The sport of soccer became very popular with all age groups
in the evil empire of the United States. Local communities wasted
money building multimillion dollar complexes all over the
country.

    There were many problems that have occurred as a result of
playing soccer.

    In Europe, there were hundreds of deaths and injuries as a
result of spectators, especially those evil English fans, that
would riot and fight during games. Also, huge riots, fights, and
deaths would occur after such games have ended and the wild
partying by fans got started.

    In the evil empire of the US, this problem involved the
players themselves.

    The huge interest in soccer resulted in all kinds of teams
being formed in neighborhoods for little kids. Its was the
natural thing to do then. Little kids love to run around and kick
balls. The results became a source of panic for the wonderful
leaders of your Panic Society.

    Some of the kids are just not good at playing this game. As
a result, they either are not used as players or they play and
lose the game. This was so unfair. The other kids then pick on
them. The kid then goes screaming and crying off the field all
upset. The parents then come back at the coach screaming and all
upset.

    Other kids were good players, (How evil). They go out on the
fields screaming and kicking. Some of them get into fights as a
result. The parents than come out onto the field screaming and
kicking.

    Then, there were all of the injuries.

    It was rare for a practice session to be completed without a
bloody nose happening as a result of kids running into each other
or being hit by a ball. Other times, there were broken arms,
ribs, legs, and head injuries. There were many muscle sprains as
well. Much of this is the result of improper training by coaches
who had with little or no training themselves.

    Even worse were the injuries that occur to bone joints of
the little kids. Those fractures to the growth plates of arms and
legs resulted in bone deformities, uneven growth of bones, and
even permanent disability or paralysis. Worse yet, the greedy
Doctors and Emergency rooms fail to detect those injuries which
resulted in even more damage.

    Finally, there was problems with insurance. As all of those
injuries resulted in high medical cost and lawsuits, the cost of
playing soccer, or sending your kid to a soccer team went out of
sight.

    In the Panic Society, for your own good and well being,
there are no games of soccer allowed. There will be no mobs of
kids running around and kicking a ball at each other. This
behavior is just plain too dangerous to be allowed.

    There will be no riots, crazy fans, waste of money, fights,
injuries, or lawsuits as a result of playing soccer.